Once upon a time there was a lonely troll. He was very frustrated because no troll girl ever wanted him. So one day, he decided to go to the fitness center and over many many months he built up a nice Schwarzenegger style body. Proud of that accomplishment, he went to the troll disco, to hook up with some hot troll chicks. To his great surprise they still had no interest in him. Not realizing that it could be his bad karma he ran away into the forest, full of blind hatred. There, he found a +4 magical mace of domination (lying next to a dead knight, who appearantly ate some badly prepared fugu fish). Right now, our troll is back on his way to the disco...
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Impressive! Good depiction of a troll.
What a funny story! Poor knight, why he ate fugu fish? I prefer Salmon.....
Once upon a time there was a lonely troll. He was very frustrated because no troll girl ever wanted him. So one day, he decided to go to the fitness center and over many many months he built up a nice Schwarzenegger style body. Proud of that accomplishment, he went to the troll disco, to hook up with some hot troll chicks. To his great surprise they still had no interest in him. Not realizing that it could be his bad karma he ran away into the forest, full of blind hatred. There, he found a +4 magical mace of domination (lying next to a dead knight, who appearantly ate some badly prepared fugu fish). Right now, our troll is back on his way to the disco...