How to Liven Up a Stir-Fry by donnaquinn
The fact that fairies are irritating, pesky little twerps is a no-brainer. Every self-respecting ogre knows that. However, that they are quite a delicacy is less widely realised, and ogres will beam with delight when informed, slobbering as they dream about culling the buggers. Here's an old ogre recipe.
Step 1: Remove wings. Reserve for garnish.
Step 2: Shake vigorously to loosen excess fairydust*.
Step 3: Slice, dice or pulverise. Whatever tickles your fancy.
Step 4: Add to stir-fry, cook and enjoy!
* Fairydust is a known carcinogen, also provoking extreme reactions in those with allergies. Symptoms include hiccupping on Tuesdays, a craving for stamp collecting and (for male ogres) impromptu wearing of women's undergarments.
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