80 Watt's Last Stand by slushpuppy
'80-Watt gasped in horror as yet another tidal wave of rampaging penguins decended upon him. Already he had faught wave after wave of penguins. All bent on world domination. He knew he was the last standing hamster, and he alone was responsible for the fate of the world. Resolutely he gritted his teeth, let out a cry and threw himself at the penguins. Even should he perish, it would be fighting.'
Slightly inspired by the kind of insanity Brian Jaques makes me imagine. ^__^