Kleptoctopus by meglyman
Originally native to the Pacific Rim, the Kleptoctopus is now a common household pest throughout the world. They originally spread by hitching rides in trunks during sea voyages, but nowadays they just stow away in suitcases, fondling mismatched socks. If things start to go missing around the house, you probably have an infestation. Although elusive and hard to catch, you can easily rid yourself of the problem by leaving out open cans of beer. They can't resist free alcohol, and will be passed out drunk on your floor in the morning.