Blood Gatherer by jackal
"I have an itch," said Blood Gatherer grumpily, "and my arms are too short to scratch it."
In addition to all the other projects that I don't have time for, I keep getting these urges to do a children's book of "Happy Little Capybara Visits The Mayan Underworld." (I mean, with me at the helm, it'll go bent and twisted ANYWAY, I figure I might as well embrace that.) Here the Happy Little Capybara, trying to find his stuffed sloth Stanley, encounters one of the Lords of Xibalba.