The Old Battleaxe by jackal

The Old Battleaxe

Artwork Stats

Artwork Stats
Added: Apr 12, 2005
Views: 6257
Likes: 1
Fav'd: 1 times
Comments: 8

Artwork Description

Ruby Elfgutter was a famous orcish beauty in her youth, and one of the great heroes of the Battle of Brazenskull, where she killed many of the enemy and bit a knight's hand off, gauntlet and all. She eventually retired and became the beloved Grandma Ruby to generations of orc children. She always has room on the fridge for a work of crayon art, will listen for hours to childish babble, and bakes a mean tadpole crunch cookie.

But when bad stuff goes down and you get those bastard elves sniffing around the borders, Grandma Ruby'll pull the battleaxe down off the wall, plant herself in the mouth of the cave, and heaven help anybody who tries to get to HER grandkids...

Login or register to post comments


Guest's picture

Wow, wish I was you

Guest's picture


Guest's picture

A wonderful, whimsical character and great painting!

pakage's picture

I like the lizard on her shoulder too!

mermalior's picture

Woow! Great. I love your style Ursula!

darkling's picture

I absolutly LUV this! Especially the tattoo!! Thank you for making me smile with this one.

eschulz's picture

Absolutly hysterical. Ursula your work is so wonderful and full of life.

rita's picture

Ursula, I just love your macigal stuff. She is adorable! All those little details are amazing. The little tatoo is great too Smile

Art at its best.